crouch pheasant

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

by 445 April 23, 2009

Cronbaby

Someone who complains about things just for the sake of complaining.

It is common for a cronbaby to complain about things others do just because they handle things differently.

Other traits are stupidity; Possibly from "smoking themselves stupid"

Don't be such a cronbaby!!!

by someonewhoisreallyawesome July 7, 2009

crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 20, 2015

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

Croboii’s

People that are a resident of Carencro Louisiana. Most people that have CroBoii in their Instagram names are residents of Carencro and/or a gang member

Person 1: What you call someone that stay in Carencro?
Person 2: Croboii’s or Croboy’s

by CroBoii March 25, 2020