PT Cruiser

Providing moisture to a man's taint via tounge.

Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.

This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.

by Jullio S. January 13, 2011

pt cruiser

A wonderful mode of transportation. Insights pride in ownership in all Pt Enthusiasts.

I am a proud owner of a PT cruiser. I am not gay, I am a single female and love my car. The descriptions that are negative must be coming from people who have never experienced the pleasure of driving a car such as mine. I resent the negative comments as I have never talked bad about the car you choose to drive.
Pt drivers, thousands of us love to meet each other and talk about our cars. We have so much fun together at our rallies. We add modifications to our vehicles and yes we do embrace the retro look of our vehicles. We try to enhance that feature with our mods.
I did live in the Hot Rod Retro Era and this car takes me back to the good old days where cars were respected and not critised.

by MICKEY41 September 27, 2007

pt cruiser

really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.

look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok

by john gallione November 13, 2006

toyota land cruiser

Large Ute or SUV usually seen towing horse floats, on school runs, being towed by Nissan Safari's and rescued from sticky situations by Mitsubishi Pajero's.
Generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
Popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east

Being defined as"That Bloke with the Toyota Land Cruiser is stuck on a curb again."

by foldeddeckchair April 22, 2017

Loser Cruiser

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.

Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.

by jaguar23 December 9, 2008

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

crouser trough

A crouser trough, or trouser cough is when an individual Farts. But crouser trough is a different way to say it

-Oh dude nice crouser trough.

-Did you hear that massive crouser trough that just came out of jack?

by Pie_is_awesome108 December 23, 2020