unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.

My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011

dirty crime boy

someone who is very mischievous, like a raccoon

"its me and Wilbur, the dirty crime boys"

by dyo!! December 28, 2021

crisp rat

A misunderstanding and mix up of American actor; Chris Pratt and a charred rodent

"Dude did you see the new Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah man, crisp rat did an awesome job as the Star Lord"

by Dudewtfaye August 1, 2017

paradox cramp

In human males, the intellectual or emotional stabbing pain created by the seemingly irreconcilable contradictions in human female statements, behaviour, responses or expectations. Paradox cramps are usually but not exclusively experienced in heterosexual romantic relationship interdynamics.

Human Female: “Of course I wanted to talk to you. That’s why you shouldn’t have called me.” or “Yes, I know I told you to do it, and you did it right away. That’s why I am angry at you.”
Human male: “Understood. Apropos of nothing at all, where do you keep your Tylenol 3s / bourbon?”
Scientist: "Thus we see a paradox cramp, inducing standard response behaviour."

by Seeker6079 September 16, 2005

crimf

the new fuck...meaning that it can mean cool or ugh.

crimf i forgot to get hit that. or i hit that soo crimfing hard!!!

by ilovecrimfandilovejonnyharvey February 24, 2009

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

hippo crip

A hippo like moto moto in the crips gang

the hippo crip was found on the bloods territorry

by A yokai April 12, 2019