Facebook Creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people's friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don't know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!

SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:

Summer: "hey what are you doing?"

Sabina: "....."

Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"

Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"

Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"

Sabrina: "i'll show you later"

Summer:"YES!"

by facecrepper January 18, 2011

sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009

sleep creep

n. someone who engages in sexual activity while the "partner" is asleep (usually as a result of drug/alcohol use)

v. to perform the above action

Don't take any more shots....I heard that guy over there will sleep creep girls who pass out.

by 99overall January 26, 2009

Creeper

A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a creeper or does creeper things. it is not hard to spot the creeper.

jeff was the "creeper" in the background

by Danya May 13, 2005

Creepaleep

n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.

Ben, quit being such a creepaleep, they can see you in the bushes.

Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...

by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008

creep tip

on the prowl, trying to make a move without being noticed.

That sketchball cruisin' the 'hood on the creep tip is lerkin' cray cray.

by pencilneck112 January 5, 2009

creeper tag

a creeper tag is a mustache.

That guy over there with the creeper tag keeps looking at me.

Tom Selleck has a nice creeper tag.

That creeper tag is bushy.

by Davc May 3, 2010