crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)

Cheaper than a cheapass, and won't buy a god damn thing that's not 100% necessary.

Oh my god, cheapfuck! Buy some damn waffles! Oh damn, urbandictionary is making me use the exact word that I entered for definition. Here goes: Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)

There ya go bitches! :p

by ASS VAGINA FUCK March 19, 2011

cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

Cheap guy

A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.

Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.

Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.

Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!

by Fredge May 15, 2010

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

Cheap-Off

cheap versions of designer clothing, bags or shoes, that don't pretend to be the original, unlike knock-offs, but instead are unabashedly plagiaristic and range in quality and price depending on the maker.

I can't afford those Givenchys so I'll get the Steve Madden cheap-offs that look freaking exactly the same.

by Don't Be A Hero January 19, 2009

crap'nshit

an accumulation of unwanted items, feelings, attitudes, etc.

"What is all this crap'nshit on the floor?"

"Leave your crap'nshit attitude at the door"

by Husband of the destroyer December 18, 2008