Cross Craving

When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.

Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.

by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022

im craving titties

Im craving titties

Im craving titties

by SpeakSpanish November 15, 2023

Sapa Cravings

Sapa craving is when you start craving cheap or basic food that you wouldn’t normally want, just because you’re broke. It’s that feeling when instant noodles, plain bread, or basic rice suddenly seem way more appealing simply because they’re all you can afford.

“Sapa cravings don catch me, i just dey crave indomie “

by Kimba880 February 21, 2025