Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)

Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!

by bretata March 22, 2017

cracker

A device used to "crack" the seal on Nitrous cartridges for inhaling the N20 for a high. The cracker is commonly aluminum, brass or plastic and simply accepts a N20 cartridge (intended for dispensing whip-cream) and pierces the seal, allowing the gas to escape in a controlled fashion. A baloon is attached to the device to capture the gas and allow it to absorb enough heat to be inhaled safely.

Man don't try to suck it straight outta the cracker, your lips will freeze to it.

by sixtysix July 1, 2003

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008

christmas cracker

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'

by eddythebastard April 13, 2016

pull a cracker

Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.

"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."

J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003

by tieztoez July 3, 2016

Cracker

Cracker means someone’s that is attractive beautiful or sexy
(Mainly used in Dublin,irleand

Oh pal that youngone over there is some cracker

by Lauren obriennnnn April 18, 2019