classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013

crashcan

A bathroom one passes out in after extremely drunk.

Dude, I woke up with puke all over me in that crashcan.

by BootyFruity August 2, 2015

classical art

old art

That classical art is like thanos

by Dabmastahitler April 30, 2019

classicalpromo

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by Teamibrochizyy August 5, 2019

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classically Trained Actress

A female porn star.

Do you know Sunny Leone, the "classically trained actress".

by Gas Sniffer November 20, 2020

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020