verb: it's when you shit in your hand and throw it at somebody. it's derived from the word kamikaze which was a Japanese fighter pilot during World War II who would crash his plane into enemy targets, but modified to include the word crap in it as a prefix. The crap flying through the air is like the Japanese kamikaze airplane flying through the air and hitting the target thus the resemblance of kamikaze to crapperkaze.
Terry: Frank was being a true cockstar last night and I did a crapperkazee to him.
Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.
Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.
Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.
Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
by rb3 March 19, 2013
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A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.
Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."
Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"
Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"
Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
by zackjmack September 2, 2013
Get the crapper app mug.The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.
Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014
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Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020
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That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010
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