A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.
I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.
by d bagz August 15, 2014
"Yeah bro I finally bottomed for the first time - the cork popper left me unable to walk for three days!"
by cactusmug69 July 25, 2019
This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
by Derp Contractor January 05, 2018
John: Holy smokes! Mike is a real cock-“
Bill: Hold on, John! We’re at a company event and that could offend HR! What you should say is cork sucre instead.
John: Gosh darn, Bill! You’re right! Mike is a real cork sucre!
Bill: Hold on, John! We’re at a company event and that could offend HR! What you should say is cork sucre instead.
John: Gosh darn, Bill! You’re right! Mike is a real cork sucre!
by TommyJimmy October 19, 2022
A woman tries to get sex from a guy but a friend does something to prevent it happening. Instead of cock block for a guy, it's cunt cork for a woman
by ...11... July 14, 2011
I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.
by GlazeHer February 24, 2014
Hey Joe, you may as well remove your Dork Cork the Borg aren't accepting new members.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.
by tideland September 25, 2008