creeping

The act of pulling into a driveway at night, your car angled so your headlights shine in the house, either in the bedroom, living room or kitchen, and honking your horn and blinking your lights in an extremely obnoxious manner. Usually ends up with the homeowner very pissed off.

Annie: "There's nothing to do tonight, do you have any ideas?"

Todd: "We should totally go creeping again, those 2 ladies got super pissed and ran outside"

Annie: "Yeah, creeping sounds good to me"

by octazooka December 9, 2008

cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

by Erick Erickson November 4, 2009

creeking

When a young lad is thrown into a shallow body of water for the amusment of his slightly older counter parts.

That freshman is an idiot. Hes in for a creeking.

by Mcfeathers October 9, 2008

Creeping Charlie

An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole.

Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

Dawson Creeking

When you watch Dawson Creek, Masterbait, and jizz all over the screen. then, you whipe it off with your ass, and pay a prostatute to lick it off

Dude, did you hear that chick dawson creeked with Jim yesterday? Man thats sick. Dawson creeking is so nasty

by It`sMeeeee December 12, 2010

Creeding

To Creeding is to assasin creed something as long jumps running across skinny things or just kicking ass

Chris:go creed that tree
Nick: Dude creeding is a lifestyle

by Chris1111111 March 12, 2008

creeping thumb-all syndrome

Severe pain in the thumb of each hand due to texting with hand-held devices that can send and receive email. This condition will creep up on the user over time and cause reduced motion of the thumbs. In severe cases, the user may loose the ability to communicate.

Bummer, I can barely text anymore as my creeping thumb-all syndrome has damaged my thumb joints.

by HughB March 21, 2008