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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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copstapo

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.
The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.
by jpg3 September 22, 2013
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Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."
"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015
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Copstacles

Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.
Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!
by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007
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copshop

I got arrested and taken down to the copshop.
by Diego September 22, 2003
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