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Cook beans 

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
Cook beans by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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Slang for smoking the remainder of a bowl of weed. Often a large portion.
"Hey do you mind if I smoke the rest this bowl?"
"Not at all, cook it homie."
Cook it by The 0 Crossing November 2, 2022
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cook a turkey with gravy 

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook buddy 

when one person wants a relationship but the other person doesn't, so they compromise and become cook buddies
they do everything but fuck because now he is her cook buddy
cook buddy by paulie g September 8, 2008

cook house 

A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.
Where are you going?
I am going to the cook houseto get something to eat.
cook house by Pixie D October 29, 2007

Cook a cricket 

Verb- to fart, to pass gas
If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.
Cook a cricket by Phrantik December 2, 2010

cook shit 

Yo bro like , you really cook shit
cook shit by Najai September 27, 2022