Continue-tox

When you keep drinking the next day to avoid a hangover, such that you continue the process of toxification (opposed to "detox").

I could feel the onset of a hangover when I woke up, so I chugged a beer to continue-tox.

by ApeBrains September 3, 2021

ADAA Continuation Rule 113D

When a final play elimination has occurred, the player who threw the eliminating ball steps and or crosses the denoted yellow center half court line. Crossing the center line results in a double fault. The player that was struck by the eliminating ball is therefore no longer eliminated, and the match proceeds immediately into sudden death elimination. In sudden death elimination, only striking an opposing player eliminates them; catching the ball does nothing. Both players feet must remain in the triangle at all times. Each player may throw the ball at any time after the referee calls the in-game restart.

-ADAA Continuation Rule 113D
Cotton McKnight – “I don’t believe it folks, Sudden Death. Well, let me tell ya. A double fault final play elimination hasn’t occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out.”

by Chip "Conan" Whitley December 4, 2021

contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started

Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.

by gues582482 December 18, 2012

slut perfect continuous

being persistently slutty

Had Jo only done one of them would have made her slut-perfect, but to have birthed an entire clan of orangutans, and then to make all of them take up the service industry, truly earns her the credit of being slut perfect continuous.

by samrat June 20, 2007

Continental

To have had sex with someone from all six inhabited continents (North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania). Each partner must have been born on the land mass in question to count towards the total.

If I can get my Oceania card punched while I'm in Melbourne, I'll have pulled off the lifetime Continental.

by Johnny Panic February 12, 2009

The IMPEDE Continuum

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

I'm sure they'll continue World Youth Day

1. An expression of support for an effort, organization or person. Often comes after a list of achievements.

2. A paraphrase of Patrick Baron's hopes for Pope Benedict XVI upon the naming of the pontiff on April 20, 2005.

"Radiohead is totally turning the tables on the music industry. They're letting people set their own price for the new album, even giving it away for free. And I'm sure they'll continue World Youth Day!"

“It means that he’ll continue the great work of Pope John Paul! I’m sure he’ll continue World Youth Day! And … he’s just an awesome holy man!”

by Ben Timberlake November 20, 2007