Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Private Security Contractors

Men, mainly former special operations operators, who are hired to perform duties pertaining to personal security for government priority personnel. These teams are often referred to as WPPS/PSD, although there are other types of specialized security being performed throughout the world. They are largely recruited from SEAL teams, Delta (CAG), the 75th Ranger Regiment, Special Forces, and Marine Force Recon. These men are hired for the training and experiences they obtained during their enlistments in special operations. They are then "vetted" by a company after attending a qualification course and deployed to protect whatever Charlie Brown looking motherfucker are told to. They are in return paid a respectable salary.
Regular military personnel are also often hired to perform lower tiered contracts, for lesser pay. IE: Static security, guard gates, admin. support, etc.

Many special operation's personnel are leaving the military in order to earn the six figure salaries that are being offered to Private Security Contractors.

Women may often run into men claiming they're Private Security Contractors. If they merely ask what special operations unit he served in while in the military they will often find out the men are sometimes full off shit gate guards, exaggerating, and riding the dicks of the real contractors and soldiers. She should immediately spit in these men's faces, then go fuck an Army Ranger.... well.

Private Security Contractors live by the motto: "Work hard, stay hard, play hard."

by 275WatchMan7tre April 22, 2009

Scene Contra

Used to express shock or surprise.
'ETYMOLOGY'-------derived from 'scene' which means problem in mallu street slang and Contra-------video game from the late 1980's about a warrior chasing down villains to rescue the love of his life.The warrior has to overcome difficult terrain and use his wit to get through the levels.But when the warrior is dead,You have to start the game all over again.
So,I guess its obvious that this is a huge problem.
Hence,
"Scene Contra" ----
literal meaning -Big Problem

Remash:"Aiyooo.....scene contra man..."
Paul: "it's aawke man...ve vill fix it"

by Bantai November 19, 2014

body contact

cuddling without the cuddling connotation for the manly men of craigslist casual encounters

Im looking for a chill guy who isnt too experienced and who is young. I wanna watch porn, JO, bj. plus I like body contact. Then just chill at your place and see where things lead to.

by beautyofthebeast May 15, 2010

Contingency plan

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011

controller scrimma

A Fortnite player that plays on a PC but uses a controller. Abuses L2 spam to land shots on other players. Usually very outspoken about how their aimbot is "balanced" and "needed". When criticized they will remind others that keyboard and mouse players have scroll wheel reset, 103 available keybinds, and use their arms. Very self-conscious about their skill and worried that Epic will nerf their aimbot.

This controller scrimma just one pumped me, they weren't even looking at me!

by Thesexual tyrannosaurus January 16, 2020