Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Conka Conla

Conka Conla is a really good and popular drink around the world. It is a kind of soda.

Conka Conla is really good

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

conkasa

Best ship in aot no cap.

X: “omg I cried when conkasa kissed in the manga!!😭
Y:”SAMEEE”

by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021

Conklin Look Angle

A view of a satellite from an antenna that is completely impossible to achieve due to a clearly obvious blockage; such as, a building, tree, mountain, etc.

Yo, Dude, can we get signal on that satellite? Not at all, its a solid Conklin Look Angle.

by JMcKay_USMC September 18, 2021

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019