aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry

The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV

by Mercury The White November 21, 2005

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Conditionerize

The act of conditioning your hair

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross

by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010

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Cumditioner

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution

Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned

by big balls steve December 6, 2017

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When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."

by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022

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meta conditioning

The process and result of the contemporary psychology student having Pavlov's theory of classical conditioning explained to them over and over and over again.

'Whenever a lecturer uses the word Pavlov, dog, or bell, I just tune out now' 'dude- they've conditioned you to be bored about conditioning.' 'Yeah they've been meta conditioning me.'

by Mmainder November 29, 2018

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