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Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
by DB January 13, 2005
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rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.
by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008
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ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect
you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander
by viceroy greg October 12, 2008
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cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region
Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.
by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
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wing commander

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration
Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander
by ermo September 8, 2004
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suburban commando

Suburban Commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous "Hulk Hogan" and some other misc. characters.

The movie is about a Commando who comes from out of space, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, Earth.

The movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. The only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. This movie is up there with "Street Fighter" starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

If you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions - guys; I highly recommend this movie. It is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.

Two thumbs up to Hulk Hogan for this masterpiece movie. This movie has got to be one of the most dick-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. It is the BEST.
Hulk Hogan the Suburban Commando says. How do you like that? You have been face pounded.
by Sam Abdow June 11, 2006
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double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra
After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.
by kdawg June 7, 2003
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