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Clump Theory

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.
Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity
by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019
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Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
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Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy
Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY
by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020
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Calum Scott

I want to be Calum Scott 's daddy
by NINEnjoyer October 13, 2022
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not clumsy just dumb

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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
by emothewalter January 20, 2022
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Columbus Academy

1. A school that raises money to "buy new things" but just wastes ALL the money on turning the AC ALL THE WAY UP and then yelling at the kids for trying to keep warm with hoodies
2. The school is now run by the SAGE mafia
3. A knee-length skirt, tall people discrimination cUlt

4. The freshman class always either looks 12 years old or 17, there is absolutely no in between
1. "I heard you, 17-year-old boys, saying crap in the hallway and I find that very disrespectful, detention for all of you."
2. "what's for lunch today?"
"Some form of chicken or pork covered in some sauce, some bougie-ass rice, and vegetables that are either so soft that it's legit mush oR really hard to the point of breaking your teeth."
3. "Is Columbus Academy fixing the wifi?"
"No, they are building a full balcony for the auditorium that no one asked for."
"well, SHIT."
by tuagkuerhguadfkuvkfhk December 7, 2018
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Columbus Blue Jackets

A NHL Team in the Ohio capital of Columbus, formed as an expansion team in the 2000/2001 season. Their name comes from the Civil War history in the state and city. (Most of the Union jackets were made in Columbus, and the state of Ohio contributed the most percentage of soldiers).

Their first playoff appearance was in 2009, in which they were swept by the Detroit Red Wings.

Notable players right now include: Steve Mason (G), Rick Nash (LW), Mike Commodore (D), and R.J. Umberger (C).
The Columbus Blue Jackets' winning streak was saved in a 4 - 3 OT win against the New York Islanders.
by ClevelandHockey November 28, 2010
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