golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet

Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber

by Choncho July 22, 2019

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

cucumber

N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad

by Crackajak October 17, 2008

cucumber

Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)

Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!

by Infamous Adam May 18, 2006

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.

My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010