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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
by Dazzledust January 14, 2023
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Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.
"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"
by Ipswichch August 28, 2023
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Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.
She queef-cocker’d me last night
by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018
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big cocker

Someone with a massive throbbing horse cock that only goes right in Mario party (so not Fabio)
You my friend are a big cocker
by 6wakanda9 March 25, 2022
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tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.
“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”
by NotRobbin July 25, 2023
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