winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.

Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"

by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Fur Coat

When you cum all over a girl's body and then shave all your body hair off on top of her, so it sticks to her like a fur coat

Jane had to take 4 showers to get all Dick's hair off her body, after he gave her a fur coat.

by CallMeRow February 23, 2009

coat hanger

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

by Jonifrican April 3, 2008

kitty-coat.

A guy who could relate to a kitty or a coat. He may or may not have a chode but he will take all your crap and not be a dick back. Most likely he has wavey hair. Kittycoat can mean any and all of these

Bro 1- Cody your sucha kitty-coat.

Bro 2- What does that even mean?

Bro 1- Kitty-coat.

by laxbroing September 1, 2010

blue coats

A usually-derogatory term for people from "up north". This refers to the Union soldiers during the American Civil War who wore dark blue jackets and frock coats, which was actually the standard color of the Regular US Army for the past several decades leading up to War of Rebellion. (See also Yankees).

White Trash person on the porch in northern Alabama: "Hey, do y'all see thuh blue coats cummin' in thur Leen-cun towncawr down from Ohah-yuh? (Ohio)"

by Harry Balzac March 23, 2005

Coat Hanger

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

by killsdogs March 7, 2011

Red Coat

–noun

(esp. during the American Revolution) a British soldier.

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Origin:

1510–20; red 1 + coat

Paul Revier: " The Red Coats are coming!!! The Red Coats are coming!!!

by Erock409 June 20, 2009