chlobber

A woman who likes to grab things by the vagina, wrapping her beef curtains around the object and carrying it between her legs.

I pulled a chlobber

by SparxHater123 July 19, 2023

Cobber

A man who loved hairy women, their backs look like a cobweb cause of all the hair

Gabe: Did you see that girls back?

Grady: Yeah Brandon pulled a total Cobber

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Seal Clubber

Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.

That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.

@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.

by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023

Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025

Shat clubber

Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.

Them 2 shat clubbers shat all over me now my life is in ruins.

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 29, 2025

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025