Clemsoning

(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.

1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.

by 5Speed January 11, 2012

Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.

can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."

by Bandleader December 20, 2005

clemson

the best team in the world. where the real Death Valley is located. the most exciting 25 seconds in college football. home of thunder and lightning. the loudest stadium in the country. has the best fans, and clemson kicks carolinas ass every year.

clemson is better than carolina

by BCMD August 9, 2007

crimson mask

Florida slang for latch key transsexual wrestling fans. Also known as a pony-tailed traveler ring rat wrestling fan.

That crimson mask was always staring at wrestlers hoping to hook up with them.
The old world champ has a crimson mask latched to him for an autograph.

by Spinning Woody December 9, 2008

alabama crimson tide

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.

Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.

by Pirates_ April 19, 2006

crimson warrior

A penis after sex involving bleeding, primarily due to period juice.

Russell had sex and walked away with a crimson warrior

by tomster white July 19, 2006

crimson mudslide

Having vaginal intercourse with a girl on her period. Followed by anal sex with a penis still covered in period juices.

"My friend got weirded out having sex with a girl on her period, so he flipped her over and gave her a crimson mudslide"

by Hugh Gass August 31, 2005