clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

by anonymous April 19, 2005

Claremont Girls

1) Middle school girls who think they're much older than they are.
2) Middle school girls who will go out with any guy who asks just because they want a boyfriend.
3) Middle school girls who would make out with any cute guy in the school.
4) Middle school sluts.

Or all of the above.

"Ohmygawsh, Becky, Claire is like, SUCH a claremont girl!"

"Ugh, I think my best friend is becoming a claremont girl."

"Hey, man, need a date? Just pick one of the claremont girls."

by Memous March 26, 2005

Clarked

To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.

Don clarked the rental car.

by Spruce Goose Gang November 15, 2006

clarted

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006

Clarked

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

by Top_Tank July 28, 2012