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ciderhouse rules

When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.
1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
by djsee4 October 13, 2010
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Cider-Sipper

Someone who doesn't drink beer and only prefers to drink ciders.
Dan: Hey John, please go buy us some drinks and by the way don't forget to also buy some Original Sin for steve.

John: Why? Won't he drink Heineken like the rest of us?

Dan: No, he's a cider-sipper.
by Jez86 August 27, 2012
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curtain cider

A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.

Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.

Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007
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Ciderpunk

OMFG Ive got a matteh head! best I get down to the barbers for a snipper!
by Pr0nluvver September 29, 2003
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Ciderpunk

A noncer who got owned by thugs at a lan.
by Pr0nluvver October 8, 2003
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Vaginal Apple Cider

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
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cider

a drink favoured by under age drinkers and alcoholcs called Shugie sitting on park benches. And the Wurzels
Oy loikes cider'
by vaseline April 23, 2003
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