chufty plug

A Tampon, a cotton mouse used to block the river of red

"Yo Barry, how far you get with Sharron last night?"
"I did her in her shitter, there was a chufty plug up her gash"

by Mister Steve January 15, 2007

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009

Chuff

Polite euphemism used to replace a popular expletive, the exact meaning varies depending on context. Handy for use in workplaces where the management are uptight squares who stifle free speech.

That chuffing customer is a clueless chuffer who doesn't know what the chuff he's on about.

by Raki July 19, 2006

Chur

Kiwi word for almost everything.

P1“Hey bro pass me some chips bro” p2 “chur bro sure” p1 “chur cuz”. Ah chur i See

Ect ect ect

by Mad dog22 August 1, 2018

chuf

verb: to smoke marijuana in any faison, but most esecially through pipes or joints

Everyday at 4:20 I chuf back some herb.

by Billze January 11, 2007

up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

by Jenkins Warsteiner June 16, 2007

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010