church of meme

a place you go to worship the almighty memes and meme gods. if you go there, you are considered a memeist or a memeologist. it’s a place for the religion and practice of memes. it’s a way of life
dude what religion r u

i’m a memeist i go to the church of meme

cool bro but what do u do there

we worship memes

sounds radical man
by coronasabeech June 27, 2019
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church giggles

Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.
Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
by improviduto August 07, 2005
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God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.
Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church
by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017
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church giggles

To laugh during an inappropriate time, place or event.
"We saw a guy in a restaurant fall because his artificial leg came off. A lot of people, including us, had uncontrollable church giggles. We felt so bad afterwards"

by ThomasM April 11, 2008
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church weasel

We've encountered another church weasel.
by Max Power March 31, 2005
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Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.
You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?
by Billybobthethird October 04, 2009
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lutheran church

A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.
Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.

Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
by Where December 09, 2007
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