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slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
by Zags fan September 5, 2014
mugGet the slumber chubmug.

party chub

The moment in which blood fills up a man's penis about 3/5ths of a way; it is not aggressive but a respectable girth/length. Better than being flaccid, and slightly better than a half chub for all situations. You would want a party chub at almost every occasion, especially at a party or even at a business meeting.
Kaya: Hey Justin, why is your phone right there? points to pocket
Justin: Oh, it is not my phone. It's just a party chub...

Kaya: Oh! My mistake! blushes with excitement
by mtntrnman February 12, 2018
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Chim Chub

When you feel the sudden arousal for some sex & you body already has a physical effect going on.
Girl stop playing! Being all sexy & I'm already chim chubbed!
by Chuck Abernathy April 15, 2020
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chubbed up

by Dougie82 June 17, 2010
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chub job

fellatio from a rather husky female
"Who cares if she's twice your size? Just grab a quick chub job and be out..."
by gnomethrower February 20, 2009
mugGet the chub jobmug.

Chub Tub

When you're at the movies with a chick, and you put a hole at the bottom of the popcorn tub and place your dick inside. You are now in possession of the Chub Tub.
Grogs : So how was the movie with Steph?
Shizzle: The movie was lame but I gave her the Chub Tub so it turned out to be so legit.
by MixMastaShizz January 1, 2011
mugGet the Chub Tubmug.

chub up

to enlarge the penis without making it look erect, just to get the blood flowing. Making it look flacis, but slightly longer/thicker than normal

to unshrink the penis
he needed to chub up a bit before she came in the room, so as to loosen up his shrunk penis
by Notsob November 13, 2006
mugGet the chub upmug.

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