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The hottest most beautiful person in the world. When you see them you’ll often think damn that’s one sexy bitch and you’d be right.
You see I knew that was Chrisevanswife17 because of how sexy they are.
by Bill is soo pretty December 2, 2022
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Christa

Christa is that cute girl that as soon as you see her cute little goofy smile everything around her just melts into background noise and you can. Just picture her licking that perfect little gap she has in her the middle of that soul snatching smile

Christa is of no relation to that waffle slut crystal ...
Christa is the love of my life and she don't even realize it
Christa is the most devilish woman in bed

She is not the daughter of crystal the waffle slut
Hey Christa is at the toot and totum cussing out that retard
by Justinmyheadorbed March 13, 2023
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Christa

Christa is one of the best people in the world. She is sweet, kind, funny, and very motherly. Although Christa often hides their emotions. The tries to be the happiest so others can come to her with their problems. Christa often doesn't know her worth. She needs constant reassures and is a completely hopeless romantic. She gets attached easily but often shuts people out because she is afraid of them leaving. If you have a Christa in your life take care of them and check up on them.
She is so sweet who is she
She is Christa
by boggergrooepr May 18, 2023
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Chrisean Rock

A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣
Nita: yk chrisean rock?

Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣

Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
by ReadThem October 27, 2023
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la chriseja

Classy, sassy, funny, seductive. She can keep up with the boys or be the ultimate lady. Kindhearted, but don't take it for weakness, she's a lover and just as much a fighter!! Her circle is small, tight, and she is fiercely loyal and protective of them.
If i got into a barfight, i know my girl

La Chriseja is gonna throw knuckles right beside me!!
by Southernightz December 12, 2016
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www.chrisevans.com

MCU TikTok star with a passion for editing, Chris Evans, Captain Man, and DILFS. Can be seen often liking her own videos and rewatching them to make herself laugh.
Person 1: Wow! Have you seen www.chrisevans.com's new edit?
Person 2: No, I'll go watch right now!
by chris evans simp July 6, 2021
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