China

Oppressive commies

Guy 1: "Hows China?"
Chinese Guy2: "Cant complain"

by KaizerDeRien December 2, 2019

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010

slow boat to china

meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.

"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"

by yimmys85 October 17, 2016

China Cat

Really, it's China Cat Sunflower; another song from the Grateful Dead. Makes perfect sense:

Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt star gown
through a dream night wind

Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Chesire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee

by Leiko October 3, 2004

China

1) A 5000 year old civilization in Asia, first flourished in the land between the Huang and Chang rivers.

2) An economic superpower in ancient and modern times. As of 2010, it is the world's 2nd largest economy.

3) The world's most populous state, as of 2010.

4) The 3rd nation in the history of mankind to send astronauts into orbit.

5) Another name for porcelain

6) A nation of one people divided by two regimes, the People's Republic of China, and the Republic of China.

Q: Why does the U.S. only recognizes Communist China, and not Taiwan, even though in popular media, most people are sympathetic to Taiwan's statehood?

A: Nixon thought it was a good idea back in the 70's.

by whateveryoucallit September 28, 2010

China

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product

I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan December 4, 2018

China

Communists that somehow have all our money.

guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf

by gimme the money May 14, 2017