Chimped

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.

"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"

by magigs October 9, 2008

chumple

to rub one off

Oh shit, i just chumpled in my cola.

by hytmal April 2, 2004

chimped out

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

by Schmebar June 3, 2018

Chimples

Chimples are unfortunate body acne residing around the bum and thigh regions.

Allister popped some gigantic chimpless when he shifted in his seat.

by MissBloodySunshine September 28, 2009

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimplar

A word used to compare a person to a chimp, with an extra syllable to balance it out.

God, that guy's such a chimplar.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup April 19, 2004

Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple

"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"

by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004