Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.
When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up
by Hellbender1690 October 8, 2019
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by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011
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(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.
At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.
by Mr__P March 13, 2010
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guy: Hi!
girl: EeEEeeeee! leave me alone!
guy: god, you're such a chimen.
girl 1: oh crap i didn't do my homework.
girl 2: I did. I always have my homework done :)
girl 1: you're such a chimen.
girl: EeEEeeeee! leave me alone!
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girl 1: oh crap i didn't do my homework.
girl 2: I did. I always have my homework done :)
girl 1: you're such a chimen.
by Don'tAskWhoIam February 10, 2010
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by !THOR! June 17, 2006
Get the greasy chimney mug.Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes
by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009
Get the Dingleberry Wind Chimes mug.After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.
man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!
by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009
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