Chelsea

Most annoying girl ever. Will probably brag about how she has scorpio placements and uses that as an excuse to be an absolute bitch. People say she’s chill, but only after people call her out on her bullshit. Will destroy friendships because she doesn’t like someone. Swore she glowed up over the summer but let’s be honest, all she did was starve herself the whole time. She seems loyal tho if you ever decide to date her. Just be prepared for std/pregnancy tests because apparently all she’ll do is fuck you. Part of color guard. Sorta reminds people of that one girl who would literally kill the vibe of a whole thing because she couldn’t take a joke seriously or someone accidentally nudged her. Dates highschool boys in college.

Yeah, I didn’t even know her... I was making a joke to my friend and Chelsea just barged in saying how it was a stupid joke.... who the hell asked?

by marceline de vamp November 8, 2019

Chelsea

Chelsea is the definition of a hoe. She goes from girl to girl and from nigga to nigga. She can’t keep a girl for more than a week. She is petty and always starts drama.

Guy: you seen chelsea?
Guy 2: yeah she’s such a hoe

by Chicken tender nugghets June 19, 2019

Chelsea

A girl who doesn't know she is dating an ugly scary girl-boy.

Poor Chelsea, she needs a new man.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Chelsea

Chelsea usely a tall dumb biker whore with yellow teeth from the meth.

Chelsea is yellowed teethed from the meth.

by 927156617Boreworms July 30, 2018

Chelsea

Someone who’s bitchy and never listens to anyone she’s basically a Karen and hates dudes she’s a lesbian who won’t admit it

Chelsea is a bitch

by Rileybt40 January 28, 2020

No Chelsea

Variation of No Homo, n/h
Generally this phrase is used in NYC.

Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.

Fake Setting: Limerick Pub NYC

Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea

Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea

by Ronzula July 6, 2008

Chelsea~

~adj/noun~

1. AMAZEING to be around; worth a few laughs

2. kinda shy: not big on large groups of ppl; quiet around lots of people.

3. Loves the outdoors! p.s. animals too!

4. compassinate willing to listen; too picky when it comes to guys tho~

5. ultimately... has the best friends anyone could ask for!

6. all of the above~

Dang.... you definately need to be more Chelsea~.

or

Your such a Chelsea~;

by C--K October 16, 2008