cheesetard

noun: a person who is being brainlessly retarded

stop being a cheesetard

by Flowsie September 2, 2005

cherry cheesecake in a shot

a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.

i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!

by tjmacs January 22, 2009

The cheesecake

The Cheesecake is a type of desert and it is made up of an biscuit base with cream cheese.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory yesterday.

by Vikkstar123. July 27, 2017

cherry cheesecake

You ejaculate in a girls mouth and then you punch her in the back or in the stomach so that the sperm comes back up through her nose walrus. Then, you punch her in the nose while the cum is dripping out and the blood gets mixed with the cum and looks like a cherry cheescake.

Jason: Jeez i hate that bitch. I had to give her a cherry cheesecake to tell her that i had had enough.

by zander April 19, 2005

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Cheeseales

Cheeseaeles are weasles dipped in cheese or any thing you want it 2 mean

yo theese is some nice cheeseales, or look at those cheeseales ecsapein

by sloose moose November 14, 2003

cheesemail

Annoying chain mail that contains 1. stupid videos 2. stupid cartoons 3. a recommendation to forward it to all of your friends so you can annoy them as well (or it won't come true) 4. links that someone thinks is too funny, too cute, almost made them cry, etc.

My (retired) father has been mail bombing my inbox all day with cheesemail because he has nothing better to do.

by DCRabbit January 14, 2011