chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.

Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian

by Annabithbae June 6, 2021

Claptrick

When u have gangster level sex with 3 chick's on the same Halloween night before the clock strikes 12.

Guy: Hey Randell, you watching Halloween Town?

Randell: No Guy, I'm getting ready to claptrick the shit outta the Hocus Pocus sisters before I mushroom stamp your mom.

by TheEasterman November 13, 2021

chatrick

Chatrick is the hottest man alive. They are usually Indian/Native American and can grow an amazing beard. Chatrick will lighten up a friend group conversation and make you feel included and appreciated. Yet Chatrick’s super jealous tendency’s he means well in most situations. He will most likely be the “gay” one of the group and love on all the girls boyfriends. All around chatrick brings smiles to the people.

Man chatrick keeps hitting on my mans and saying “I know my place”

by Smokeasseatgrass October 28, 2022

Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Catprick

The act of using fictitious pictures of a large penis to falsely lure someone into sexual attraction

She knew she'd been catpricked immediately upon unzipping his pants to find out he was only half as hung as his previous picture messsges suggested.

by T-Jeff February 15, 2017