Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.

"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

by Healthcare101 April 4, 2018

Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005