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Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays
We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.
by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013
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Cellsnot

A cellsnot is a person.

A cellsnot has a unhealthy relationship with their cell phone.
A cellsnot is capable of not knowing how to have human contact
I think my child is becoming a cellsnot and I am worried about my child becoming an adult and not knowing how to have face to face contact with real life people I think mb he/she has more of a relationship with a cell phone than with family and/or friends .
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 26, 2017
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Cellitarian

One who abstains from the use of animal agriculture meat, instead opts for the consumption of cell cultured and cultivated meat. This individual consumes other animal products that are produced via cellular agriculture.
Angelique is a Cellitarian who is fond of consuming cultivated salmon.
by angarchives June 25, 2022
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Jimmy Collins

An alcoholic cocktail consisting of Limeade and Vodka.

Similar to a Tom Collins, but much more fun at parties.
Katie knocked back a few Jimmy Collins and was too drunk to go to work. Those things creep up on ya.
by FrigApple March 2, 2007
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HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.
Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”
by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023
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Ceylin

ceylin is a pretty girl and has beautiful long hair. she loves food very much and has a sexy body. ceylin has many friends and can handle it well. she also has many boys behind her.
“Omg look at this girls booty, its so sexy, that must be a ceylin”

“man, that must be a ceylin she’s so hot”
by Kimberlyyyy January 14, 2018
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Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling
Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red
by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022
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