catscarfed

When a cat jumps on then rests on your shoulders in the manner of a scarf

So i was sitting working on my pc when my cat climbed up and catscarfed me.

by redman1989 March 5, 2011

Castagneri

A noun describing a person capable of inspiring extreme awe. Direct allusion to the family name "Castagneri," of Italian origin meaning "chestnut seller," or possibly "nutty."

See that guy with the mustache? He's a real Castagneri. I want to be like him someday.

by DomenicaCorona September 22, 2013

catspam

unnecessary pictures of cats on the internet

All I see on my Facebook and Instagram is catspam from my friends!

by mayishcute May 5, 2014

Castalia, Ohio

A small town in ohio where a murder was covered up and ruled as a suicide while the county sheriff laughed over the victims lifeless body.

Wow , castalia, ohio has some dirty secrets

by ultraflox September 7, 2016

catatau

Someone that is broke and has not taken a bath for 3 days or more.

Alice: What is the deal with that smell?
Catatau: They cut my running water at home a couple of days ago. I am totally a catatau now.

by savagejimmy June 5, 2016

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

catstracted

Easily distracted when in close proximity to cats.

Hey what time is the....IS THAT A SIMESE? Sorry, I got catstracted.

by Lady Alpaca January 15, 2019