almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

by Wxo June 22, 2016

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing

Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)

by A v e r y °-° June 21, 2021

cardenas

A very smelly Ladd. This motherfucker needs a bath. A Cardenas can be found in the club fuckin bitches, but only the drunk, fat ones. A Cardenas has an average penis but if you don't mind being disappointed, the sex is great.

Man this nigga smells like an overcooked Cardenas... eww

by tht one nigga November 12, 2013

carked out

To pass out/fall asleep/become unconscious .

I cant believe i carked out in the bogs last night,
That shit fucked me up !

by lessliex January 2, 2011

cardenden

A shitehole in Scotland where loads of young team folk hang about

#Cyt

You up cardenden the night mate

by Thebigman112 May 20, 2018

carked

when you're so tired you feel dead.

i was so carked after the marathon.

by freezerbag February 14, 2009