Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011

Capakid

Short for cabbage patch kid so you don’t have to say the full thing but still call someone a cabbage patch kid. Describing someone who is quite big in size, maybe a bear in terms of gay

He looks like such a capakid

by Okay Goodbye June 15, 2018

Capalotty

A word given to someone who caps more than a regular capalot, and is usually called David

Tonye; David said his name is not Bele, that's the real Capalotty right there

by Maphorista June 11, 2021

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.

Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."

by sunshineluv January 1, 2008

flux capacitor

The part of a woman's thong that is showing above her pants. Usually used to reference the presesce of all three strips. Thus, looking like the 'flux capacitor.'

"Hey dude, look at the flux capacitor on that hottie!"

by hefty beef March 15, 2004

face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010