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Cannabis smokers club

A club that likes to smoke heavy amounts of marijuana and reside in places like wide trees
Hey, I heard you got in the cannabis smokers club!
by Rightinyourmind January 5, 2019
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Cannabisationalism

The public is sensationalized with Cannabis disinformation pertaining to recreational cannabis use. This may also apply to medical use and/or any perception of misinformation about Cannabis, or use of the plant and its by products.
I once believed the Cannabisationalism, then I educated myself on the proper application of cannabis as a medicine (Licensed Producers with PhD Medical Studies) and differentiated those uses from recreational uses (Cheech & Chong).
by phusionphil April 1, 2019
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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Cannaburculosis

The whopping cough you get after smoking cannabis aka pulling a big bong hit
Omg I think I have cannaburculosis
by DBAllin November 14, 2019
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Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)
Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?
by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020
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cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis
smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how
by rratmann May 23, 2020
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