chanked

To be very stoned to the point of calling a dog chank or falling down stairs.

"He was totally chanked yesterday. He kept calling Champ: Chank! Chank Chank!!!"

by bmunge June 2, 2009

Cranked Dat Roosevelt

To fuck a girl so hard you put her in a wheelchair like Franklin Roosevelt

You-"Dude you see that girl over there?"
Friend-"The one in the wheelchair?"
You-"Ya, last night she wasnt in a wheelchair"
Friend-"Dude, you cranked dat roosevelt"

by mike degan April 30, 2009

caked

Highest level of high.

when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.

by JizJones February 18, 2008

Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self

I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED

by rmyc November 17, 2010

Caked Up

When a girl wears too much make up, she looks caked up, and unnatural looking!

Damn bro, did you see Jennifer in the break room at lunch break brooo lol she looked all caked up!

by whosurdaddy69 March 14, 2019

Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022

No-caked

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005