candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.

He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.

by poop2019 April 2, 2012

sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

by furstrules February 16, 2013

Free Candy

Back the fuck away from the van.

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*

by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015

Gray Candy

A term that assholes use to describe the pleasure of someone else's pain.

"Why are you laughing Jack?"
"Oh, pestering Monica is such a gray candy!"

by juggaloo July 4, 2016

candy hangover

Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock

Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?

by FL910 October 31, 2009

candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards

Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!

by G.G. February 14, 2008

candy van

The premiere way to attract and abduct children.

Hey little girl, get into my candy van!

by JDW May 3, 2005