A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.
Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?
Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?
Woman: How is what a thing!?
Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?
Woman: How is what a thing!?
Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019
A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway June 29, 2012
What reptilians have.
by Solid Mantis July 07, 2018
A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
"that girl was camera shy on her debut porno"
"That guy was camera shy about his small penis being on video"
"That guy was camera shy about his small penis being on video"
by Necro-romancer June 04, 2021
Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"
"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
by bingo lingo December 15, 2009
Also known as killer constipated is a person who gets slapped on a game called Elder scrolls online he is also carried by a pencil pecker named Zexy
by Incappable- July 12, 2019