A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 17, 2012
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 26, 2006
In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
by Nancy G. May 14, 2010
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
by Dogs! May 17, 2010
by chad0x001 August 16, 2011
Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales
by Victoria Anderson December 31, 2006