californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019

california marriage

Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)

Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.

by california marriage April 25, 2021

Jackson, California

First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jackson. Located on highway 88. Used to be a gold town. Now the best thing this place has going for it is the casino. I guess people have always come here looking to get rich. Also known for the lion water spicket in the park. Has exactally 6 stop lights. A little red musem, a VERY creepy cemetary, and a random train in front of said musem. Not much goes on here other than under age drinking and making babies. Which may or may not be a direct result of each other. Oh yeah and the little shops on main street, they seems to be pretty popular.

I'm gonna hit the penny slots in Jackson, California.

by why you asking? February 23, 2009

california

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger,

"California is to me a dreamland. It is the absolute combination of everything I was always looking for. It has all the money in the world there, show business there, wonderful weather there, beautiful country, ocean is there... You have beautiful-looking people there. They all have a tan."

I love you, California.

by Jarrod is cool July 3, 2006

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

California Cinnamon Roll

When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load

I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.

by Thekingofnut January 4, 2017

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011