Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

Caffeine_wh0r3

Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie.

“I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.”

by RustySweeto August 6, 2021

Caffeinelibrium

when you're equilibrium is off due to lack of caffeine

I lost my balance cause of caffeinelibrium

by KRSG October 30, 2021

Caffeine

Coffee

I'm need some caffeine for work

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.

“Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”

by Team CK November 24, 2021

Caffeine Roulette

When you take in an excess amount of caffeine before bed in hopes of falling asleep before the caffeine takes effect.

“You’re getting caffeine this late??”
“Yeah man, caffeine roulette!”

by Zakxd November 28, 2021