a faggot who never seems to stop complaining often fat and by fat i dont mean tubby i mean FUCKING ROTUND LIKE CHOJI LOOKIN ASS NIGGA and dates hoes who look like a down syndrome justin beiber cadens are usually bitching and complaining about everything and anything at every chance they get
by niggletrus August 05, 2019
A guy who really, really loves to burp. You don't want to ever be near him, he is real dam loud (he also farts). This boi plays video games waaay too much, and basically has no patience. If he ever has a crush on you, you're doomed; this man will beat you up to show you his affection. Just...leave him alone.
"Omg, is that a Caden? RUUUUUUN!"
by Coldchilli July 11, 2018
A Caden is a cute, popular, douchee, athletic fuckboy and every girl wants him but they can’t get him cause’ he’s most likely gay. Caden’s usually only blonde sluts like themselves!
by JoshJake January 08, 2018
caden is a bitch
by IAmDabtarted June 13, 2019
by bigdaddy85 February 25, 2019
Caden is a dumb ginger that no one likes. He has the smallest penis and no balls. and Caden goes to the mall to get small girls.
Man 1: Have you talk to Caden?
Man 2: No where is he?
Man 1: He a dumb ginger anyway
Man 2: Yea and he steals girls from the mall
Man 1: And his penis is sooooooo small
Man 2: No where is he?
Man 1: He a dumb ginger anyway
Man 2: Yea and he steals girls from the mall
Man 1: And his penis is sooooooo small
by February 4, 2020, February 19, 2020