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Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
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cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"
by stitchmata April 21, 2013
mugGet the cactus ballsmug.

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.
"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015
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Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.
I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
by Cactus corner April 14, 2021
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Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus
girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"
by Boss miatch April 9, 2020
mugGet the Cactus Nipplesmug.

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.
Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.
by Justro January 6, 2011
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Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009
mugGet the Cactus Patchmug.

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